Girls & Porn

So let me just put this out there: I’ve been masturbating probably more than usual. And I’ve come across the same problem ever since I knew how to masturbate ‘the right way’ since I was 16 (when I found out what an orgasm felt like through masturbation). Okay, I’m not sure how many girls out there watch porn. Most of my girlfriends do, but then again, we’re pretty weird. Personally, there have only been like less than a handful of times where I’ve masturbated without watching porn. I just can’t do it – I know it’s weird, but watching porn just makes it soooo much better. However, there are downfalls and I want to know if other girls go through this as well:

– Finding the Perfect Video: it can be really fucking tough. I can’t tell you the countless times and hours I’ve spent searching for that one perfect video. It’s taken me like an hour before. No lie. Here’s the thing… It’s like, since you’ve waited this long, might as well search for the perfect one. But at the same time, you’re laying there, frustrated because from the still frame as you’re scrolling down in whatever category you choose, it seems like it looks really good. But then… You click on it. Ugh. Fuck my life, the girl is way too excessive and dramatic with her moaning. So, you find another one. Ugh fuck my life, there’s music playing throughout the whole thing. Who the fuck wants to listen to music while watching porn? One of the sexiest things about it is hearing the two people together. So, you find another one. Ugh fuck my life, it’s just this bitch giving head. Don’t get me wrong, I’m a fan of giving head, but I want to watch two people have sex. Something that I’m not doing or don’t have in my life at the moment. So, get to it. 

– Categories: My friends make fun of me because they say I watch boring porn – they’re probably right. When I was in a relationship, I watched more of the ‘hardcore fucking’ porn. Now that I’m not in a relationship, I watch more of the ‘sensual, passionate, love making’ bullshit. Maybe because I’m not having that passionate sex, I feel the ‘want’ to watch it? The beauty about porn in general is that there are so many categories and fetishes out there. You can literally watch zombie porn. Or taboo porn. Or ‘slutty schoolgirl creampie’, whatever the fuck your heart and vagina desire! It’s beautiful! 

– The Shallow Aspect: I feel like when it comes to guys watching porn, it’s a lot more simple at times than girls watching porn. That is an ignorant assumption, but let’s be honest: if she has a good body and ‘O-face’, I think the guy is pretty much set. Depending on what kind of porn you’re watching and in what category, like if it’s my basic sensual category, you want the guy to actually look like he’s in love with the person he’s having sex with. They need to convey that they have these intense romantic feelings for each other and that they have to express it. He needs to be inside of her. She has to have him. That type of stuff. 

– The Website: obviously there is a plethora of websites to choose from. YouPorn, SpankWire, (of course I’m talking about free ones because ain’t nobody got money fo that). My favorite one is PornHub. They have good categories and even if you search something you’re into, chances are that they have it. I used to watch porn on my laptop, but since I’ve gotten a MacBook I refuse to watch it on there. So I let my phone suffer the virus consequences. Oops. Any porn site is going to have shit pop up. PornHub does as well, but I don’t think the site causes anything severe like other sites can. But then again, I know absolutely fucking nothing about computers. So. Take me word at your own risk. 

– The Struggle: Last month or so, I went vibrator shopping with my best friend. I got a vibrator and he got a dildo. True friendship. I like it, it’s definitely worth the hype and money but it’s just such a pain in the ass to clean. I mean, not really, but if you’re lazy like me it is. Also, I still live at home, and the one thing my mom and I don’t talk about is masturbation. Which is weird because we literally talk about everything else. She does know that I got one, though. But usually if I’m not home, my dad will go in my room and get all the towels that I have on my floor, so I can’t just leave it anywhere. How awk. My niece also goes in my room. Even though she’s two, still. That’s unacceptable. Even though she’s MY niece and I plan on telling her and teaching her my ways of the world like to love Halloween and horror, she doesn’t need to be exposed to that aspect of my life. No kid should for anyone unless they’re an appropriate age and you want to talk to them about that stuff? Anyway, what I’m getting at is, it’s a struggle to masturbate if you’re not home alone. I feel like it’s just like sex: guys see one thing, get turned on, and do it. Some girls need a little more. 
Obviously those aren’t all the things girls do, or they might do them differently. This is just my take on it. 

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