Roast Beef Vaginas

Okay so I saw this meme and it said:

‘When she pull down her panties and you realize you made a mistake’

And naturally, it was a picture of a roast beef sandwich. Clever?

I heard this term about 6 months ago from this guy who I was having a conversation with. I mean, he’s a straight male, so of course I asked him what he thought about vaginas. Just because a guy is straight doesn’t mean he likes to eat out. Anyway. He was like: “as long as it doesn’t look like a roast beef sandwich” 

And I was like OMG…. What a revelation for me. Personally, from watching porn, and seeing one of my friend’s vaginas, I always that vaginas like that were cute. 

But why is it referred to as roast beef, you might ask? Well, the clit is like… Outside of their lips it looks like. As if it’s hanging out in a sense. Personally, I don’t think it matters. I know I’m not a lesbian nor am I bi, nor a straight male, but does it really matter? At the end of the day, a vagina is a fucking vagina. Some girls have cute ones, others don’t. It needs to be known that vaginas are just like people: they come in all different shapes and sizes. And depths, apparently. Like really though. Some are squishy, some are boney, some are more sensitive than others. Some have good skin, some don’t. Some are more flexible, others are way too up tight. See? Very humanistic. 

It’s a great realization once you finally have it. Anyway, I just wanted to see what other people thought about the term. And remember, every vagina is both beautiful yet off putting in its own way. 

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2 thoughts on “Roast Beef Vaginas

  1. What the hell is a “cute” vagina? That’s totally subjective, based on an individual’s preferences. There are about as many good-looking vaginas as there are good-looking penises.

    Roast beef? Are you kidding me, dude? While you’ve got pale, week-old baloney hanging between your thighs?

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