Masturbation

I’m sure most guys will openly admit that they do it. But for some reason, girl’s don’t like to. They either don’t like it in general, or say they’d never do it.
NEWSFLASH. If a girl tells me she’s never fingered herself before, not even at least once, she’s either full of shit, or really, super, innocent and has no wish to. But pretty much 99% of girls have had to of tried it AT LEAST once.
When I was in high school, girls would tell me that they thought it was gross, or that they’d never give a guy head, yet they weren’t virgins. UM, YOU CAN’T SKIP BASES! Maybe in baseball you can, but in my personal opinion, first, second, and third base should all be experienced before you make the big home run. I’m sorry, but girls who think it’s ‘weird’ or ‘gross’ to masturbate…I can’t. Why? I know it’s ignorant of me to say, but why? Why is it gross or weird? I think its perfectly natural and something that should be explored, because you know your own body. Sometimes, or often times, masturbation is a different kind of pleasure than intercourse. Sorry to sound so technical. Fingering yourself feels different than having sex. Some girls can get off on just sex, and some girls can only get off by rubbing their clit or having the guy or whomever their partner may be, do it. I don’t think it’s anything to be ashamed of. I think more girls should embrace it. I mean, if any guys are reading this and think I’m weird for masturbating or whatever, then you can go masturbate because with that attitude, you’ll never experience a real vagina. Guys sometimes think that it’s weird to hear or read that a girl masturbates. I don’t know why, becuase you mother fuckers do it. Who cares? 99% of the population does it. I don’t care if my numbers are insignificant. Suck my dick. No, I don’t have one, but if I did, you can suck it. If a girl tells me she’s never masturbated, I’m not going to judge her or accuse her of lying. I just think that no matter who you are, at some point in your life, you were curious. And for most, curiosity lead to ‘exploring’ your body.

So, what’s so wrong with it? If God didn’t want us to masturbate or have sex for pleasure, he wouldn’t of given girls a clitoris and made if feel so good.

Bam – science.

But if you’ve never masturbated, I demand you go to your bedroom and lock your do or whatever you do, and try it.

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4 thoughts on “Masturbation

  1. I find it hard to believe that there could be anyone, boy or girl, who would deny playing with themselves! Maybe when you are really young and just coming to terms with your body you may be a bit embarrassed to admit to masturbation, but here in the UK it has become not only acceptable to be a person who masturbates, it is even encouraged! I work in the national health service & have close colleagues in the sexual health department and they all recommenced to their teenage clients that should masturbate. It is a healthy way to find out about yourself, does not carry any risk of STIs, is a great way to relax and and unwind and most importantly… it’s really nice!! Most of the young people I deal with not only admit to it but some even boast about it. Some girls are only too willing to show off their toys.
    I’m 56 and openly admit that I like to masturbate, solo or with my husband. Most of my friends would do the same if asked, it’s not at all shameful or embarrassing.

      • I often find myself thinking what a paradox America is! In some respects you are so open and tolerant, take the adult entertainment industry for instance. You have stars and studios who can openly talk about their “product”, have it shown on cable or satellite TV and make a very good living out if it (we don’t even see much adult material on British TV, let alone have a tax paying, socially acceptable porn industry!). But a basic human act is frowned upon in American bible belt circles! Go figure!

      • I know, it’s ridiculous. Often times people see sex as either black or white.
        People either talk about it willingly and openly, or don’t. There is no in-between.

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