The Vagina Chronicles: XXX

Veronica’s vagina:

Veronica has a new passion…
That’s right folks, she dropped out of her third year of college to try and become a pornstar!
Are you fucking kidding me? Is this bitch serious!? She’s leaving behind all the cute frat boys she could hook up with and all the cute smart guys who are insecure and even the cute sexually confused guys who like to experiment, for random, ugly, possibly hung male porn stars?! Okay, in all honesty, they’re probably cuter than the guys at school, but she’s still gunna have to screw some pretty fugly guys if she wants to make it to the top….in more ways than one.
But what really pisses me off is that she has no consideration for my feelings whatsoever. Um, HELLO….I’m your vagina! Don’t you think I should have a say as to who or what goes in me? All the good times we’ve had together and all the memories and all the penises…and you’re going to just treat me like I’m a worthless ass hole? No, I have more purpose than an ass hole. I bleed, and give birth! I mean, not that I have before, but who knows, if this bitch does become a pornstar we’ll probably get knocked up. Oh my God…I’m too cute and too tight to push out a live human being. Can butt holes give birth? Maybe to a giant shit, but that’s about it.
Well I need to go. Maybe I can convince her that she’s a dumb bitch.
xoxo,
Veronica’s vagina

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