The Vagina Chronicles: To Queef or Not to Queef?

I’m pretty sure Shakespeare didn’t use those exact words, but I’m sure if he had a C U Next Tuesday he would’ve. Being a vagina, I know a lot of others who can queef on demand. It’s actually a pretty interesting skill. Whenever you’re bored, just make your vagina fart. Now, so many people, especially men, are disgusted with queefing. Why? When a vagina queefs, it’s only air. I don’t know how to be all technical about it, but QUEEFS DON’T SMELL. What about guys who think it’s hilarious to fart or hear another guy fart? They’re basically breathing in their own shit, and can’t stop laughing. But if a girl queefed on purpose, they get all serious, have a look of disgust on their face, yell ‘What the fuck!?’ And storm out. And for all the vaginas who can’t queef on demand, they worry about what their significant other will think if they accidentally queef during sex. I think we’ve all been there. It happens. We’re vaginas. Get over it. Guys act like we murdered somone and hung up their intestines for Christmas decorations. GET.OVER.IT!!!

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