The Good, The Bad, and The Sad Vagina

You all must think I’m a total lesbian or that I have some kind of fascination with vaginas because I seem to keep talking about them. Although I’m not against any lesbians or gays and LOVE IS EQUAL, I just could never be a lesbian because vaginas are too…not pretty. I’ve contemplated being a lesbian, you know, because every girl encounters an asshole at least, oh, 1,000 times in her life. But I’ve thought about it and thought about it and I just couldn’t do it. I praise lesbians because I don’t think I could ever eat a vagina. And for that, I praise SOME guys, too. I really feel bad for vaginas. Have you ever watched a porno or look at a Play Boy and you see a girl who’s waxed, and then you hear people talking about how they shave or get waxed and how pretty their vagina is? It’s like…SCREW YOU. My vagina has a right to feel pretty, too. It’s like…just because I’m on medication, does that mean my vag needs meds, too? Like, is it depressed? Anyway, I don’t know what kind of beaver these girls have, but after a shave or a wax, mine doesn’t look ‘flawlessly smooth’ like a baby’s ass. Older generations have it in their minds that Vaginas are used to procreate or whatever, and nothing more. Unfortunately that’s not how society or guys see that today. Maybe my idol, Jennifer Love Hewitt had the right idea by getting vajazzled. She said it makes hers feel pretty. And I think vaginas deserve to feel pretty. Penises just stay there and it’s like…BAM they’re there and you see it. But vaginas are more complicated. Sigh…I’m sorry I’m so mean to you, vagina. You deserve to feel beautiful like all the vaginas in playboy, too.

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2 thoughts on “The Good, The Bad, and The Sad Vagina

  1. Hahaha this made me laugh 🙂 I have always thought the exact same, I could never be a lesbian because of how unattractive vaginas are! 😛 I applaud guys for actually wanting to go down there and touch it! 😛

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