It’s Amazing What a Good Push-up Bra Can Do

So…the movie wasn’t that bad. But for a kids’ movie? If I were a kid I’d probably be shitting bricks with fear.
All the witch’s of the movie had cute corset dresses and wonderful push-up bras. Their boobs all looked amazing. Which seems stupid considering Katy Perry’s episode of Sesame Street was canceled because of some cleavage. All in all, James Franco did what he did best: acted like a pompous asshole who cared only about himself and getting laid. Of course the kids who see that movie won’t understand his whole trick of giving ‘his grandma’s music box’ to all the pretty, naïve girls. There are some sexual innuendos that only a perv, like myself, would make dirty. But, the movie wasn’t that unfortunate. It was okay.

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